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      ------------------------------------ There was a large painting of Evel Knievel shaking hands with Richard Nixon. It hung in the Mayors office. Late one evening after everyone went home. I took it down to the lab. I zoomed in on Evel’s left eye a 100x and enhanced it. It was an address. I went to the address. It was a modest, 1970’s style, split level ranch home in the suburbs.

      ----------------------------------- Inside I found a dead parrot lying on a waterbed. I revived the parrot with some saltines and adrenaline. We became good friends. The parrots name was Randy. One night a few years later while Randy and me played Gin Rummy, he sang me a song about a fire. The title of this blog was never mentioned but I sensed it, and Randy confirmed it by giving me ‘THE LOOK’.

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          • May 29, 2011 11:35 am
            Apparently its illegal to sneak into a parade, driving an El Camino full of wild dogs and throw Bratwurst at little kids; without some kinda license. Well this year I’ve filled out the necessary paper work and I’m ready. Whats everyone else up to? barbecue? pony keg? maypole/sundance?

            Apparently its illegal to sneak into a parade, driving an El Camino full of wild dogs and throw Bratwurst at little kids; without some kinda license.

            Well this year I’ve filled out the necessary paper work and I’m ready.

            Whats everyone else up to? barbecue? pony keg? maypole/sundance?

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            5. answered: Half Way to Thanksgiving Thanksgiving Dinner
            6. answered: a legless cabaret and a potential jump out of a low flying aircraft.
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            8. answered: frying Bratwurst for the “after wild wolf sex” party. Do you reckon 1500 pounds of Wurst+500 gals “Bad Bitch Beer” should do it ?
            9. answered: Trying to scare off fat, annoying gamers with offensive music so I can leave work early and drink heavily.
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            13. answered: so in
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