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      ------------------------------------ There was a large painting of Evel Knievel shaking hands with Richard Nixon. It hung in the Mayors office. Late one evening after everyone went home. I took it down to the lab. I zoomed in on Evel’s left eye a 100x and enhanced it. It was an address. I went to the address. It was a modest, 1970’s style, split level ranch home in the suburbs.

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          • May 11, 2010 9:59 am
            Then the Make A Wish visit went horribly awry. any other caption ideas?

            Then the Make A Wish visit went horribly awry.

            any other caption ideas?

            47 notes Filed under:  Danica patrick tits, topless tuesday, nsfw,.
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            3. answered: He’s thinking, “Thank God I didn’t get that breast reduction.”
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            5. answered: so very creepy, question: what is the man in sunglasses thinking?
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            7. answered: Danica! I am just as hot as all the other Go Daddy girls?
            8. answered: Only in America…
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            10. answered: I cant believe i get to sign my name ON Justin Bieber!
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            12. answered: I’m tryin not to think bout it:)
            13. answered: hahahaha not one better than yours :)
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            15. answered: Lets Perk You Up
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            18. answered: I liked them so much, I PUT MY NAME ON THEM!
            19. answered: she could not resist signing anyone who had bigger boobs then she did
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