Hookers or Cake

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      ------------------------------------ There was a large painting of Evel Knievel shaking hands with Richard Nixon. It hung in the Mayors office. Late one evening after everyone went home. I took it down to the lab. I zoomed in on Evel’s left eye a 100x and enhanced it. It was an address. I went to the address. It was a modest, 1970’s style, split level ranch home in the suburbs.

      ----------------------------------- Inside I found a dead parrot lying on a waterbed. I revived the parrot with some saltines and adrenaline. We became good friends. The parrots name was Randy. One night a few years later while Randy and me played Gin Rummy, he sang me a song about a fire. The title of this blog was never mentioned but I sensed it, and Randy confirmed it by giving me ‘THE LOOK’.


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          • May 21, 2011 11:50 pm

            I made this for all of us.

            It is quite graphic and intense…

            But I think we need to see it and hopefully cherish its inevitable truth.


            1. answered: Truf.
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            3. answered: you are an ARTIST
            4. answered: My brain is primordial soup. I think it likes it.
            5. said: I always imagined dino-pr0n would be way more b0n3rif1c….. Guess I better take my whole life back to the drawing board….
            6. answered: You truly are an inspiration, you crazy fucckin’ psycho.
            7. said: Like a psychotic break in video form. Good job.
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