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      ------------------------------------ There was a large painting of Evel Knievel shaking hands with Richard Nixon. It hung in the Mayors office. Late one evening after everyone went home. I took it down to the lab. I zoomed in on Evel’s left eye a 100x and enhanced it. It was an address. I went to the address. It was a modest, 1970’s style, split level ranch home in the suburbs.

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          • May 21, 2011 12:38 am

            Happy Rapture!

            Whats everyone drinking?

            61 notes Filed under:  I'm drinking 55 calorie Budweiser Select, with mesculine,.
            1. thedailydoodles answered: Ice tea and opium
            2. answered: PCP
            3. answered: Pants.
            4. answered: Mother-fucking diet green tea!
            5. said: Jack and Holy Waters.
            6. answered: blood
            7. answered: Organic Jasmine Green Tea…WooHooo
            8. answered: Vodka cola light
            9. answered: I was drinking red wine straight from the bottle, but now that its morning, I’m just chewing cola bubble gum.
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            12. said: Potosi Pure Malt Cave Ale
            13. criminalwisdom said: Vodka.
            14. answered: Cran-Grape and Ginger Ale, straight, no chaser
            15. answered: Urine!
            16. answered: lemonade n champagne!
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            18. answered: Mercury in Gatorade for me, please. Or purple drank. Whatever works.
            19. answered: Blood and tears of the innocent.
            20. answered: Tea. I’m a big pussy.
            21. answered: Banana Berry Power =) yummy :9
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            23. answered: smirnoff!
            24. answered: Sierra Mist. Fuhgit.
            25. answered: PLINY THE ELDER. Drink a real beer please.
            26. answered: Amaretto and Earl Grey. The drink to watch the world end, IMVHO.
            27. answered: patron and pomegranete. We’ll just call it the blood of christ.
            28. answered: earlier I smoked a cigar filled with Marijuana… its all the rage with popular culture
            29. answered: Red Stag! BUT, I gotta save up the stache for Armageddon and the dawning of the age of Aquarius.
            30. answered: Water. :( Then again, I’m at work. What’re you gonna do?
            31. answered: Whey protein because I went to the gym LOL
            32. answered: Uncommon Brewers’ Baltic Porter, after a shot of Fireball whiskey. Now with 100% more sleep! x_x
            33. answered: Whiskey and Kiddy Cocktails. Get a bit of wicked and a bit of innocence ;-)
            34. answered: Fort Collins Brewery “Major Tom’s Pomegranate Wheat” :)
            35. answered: burrrrrrzzzzzz
            36. said: newcastle and a bag of fritos on the side
            37. answered: E & J , Mixed With Ciroc
            38. answered: Bacardi
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