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      ------------------------------------ There was a large painting of Evel Knievel shaking hands with Richard Nixon. It hung in the Mayors office. Late one evening after everyone went home. I took it down to the lab. I zoomed in on Evel’s left eye a 100x and enhanced it. It was an address. I went to the address. It was a modest, 1970’s style, split level ranch home in the suburbs.

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          • May 13, 2011 9:48 am
            Crispin Glover was in Friday the 13th part 4?

            Crispin Glover was in Friday the 13th part 4?

            56 notes Filed under:  So was Cory Feldman,.
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            5. answered: Crispin Glover is white?
            6. answered: Ouch!
            7. answered: not quite as good as his performance in “Clowny Clown Clown.”
            8. answered: YES
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            11. answered: fuck yes he was. I saw him live in portland and someone asked if he danced that way on purpose. “Yes, why not? That’s good dancing” he said.
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            14. answered: Of course I remember. Corey Feldman was in it too!
            15. answered: Reuben and Ed!! watch it!!
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            18. answered: Crispin is an actual name? It sounds like a dog from the Disney universe.
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