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      ------------------------------------ There was a large painting of Evel Knievel shaking hands with Richard Nixon. It hung in the Mayors office. Late one evening after everyone went home. I took it down to the lab. I zoomed in on Evel’s left eye a 100x and enhanced it. It was an address. I went to the address. It was a modest, 1970’s style, split level ranch home in the suburbs.

      ----------------------------------- Inside I found a dead parrot lying on a waterbed. I revived the parrot with some saltines and adrenaline. We became good friends. The parrots name was Randy. One night a few years later while Randy and me played Gin Rummy, he sang me a song about a fire. The title of this blog was never mentioned but I sensed it, and Randy confirmed it by giving me ‘THE LOOK’.

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          • May 12, 2011 11:01 pm
            Top Ten subjects of all internet ‘articles’ 10. Top Ten lists (OMG whats number one?!) Really? OMG Thats sooo stupid. 9. Rank things that have fans (Your favorite band’s albums) On Sale at Amazon! 8. Vagueness - (LOST star sex tape leaked?) Its the only poetry left. 7. Is your baby in trouble? (Yes) But first, fill out this survey 6. You want better sex parts? (Penis harder, boobs bigger, vagina neater & asshole whiter!) Asshole Whitener - ON SALE at AMAZON! 5. Free I-pad (anyone remember Free Love?) Not on sale at Amazon. =( 4. Get a degree! (Don’t.) They’re expensive and a 6 month internship is all you need. 3. Sarah Palin (What did that dumb animal say now?)  Ignore it and it will go away. 2. New must have thing (Its expensive and everyone has one - Except you.) Just like happiness or dignity, but its on sale at… 1. Tits (Givers of life and starter of wars) side-note: Do strippers ever look out over the crowd and hallucinate that all the people there are babies who are hungry? Does it turn them on? If so Click on the link to see Topless, Hallucinating, Pedophile Waltz the Rumba! Others that should’ve made the list?

            Top Ten subjects of all internet ‘articles’

            10. Top Ten lists (OMG whats number one?!) Really? OMG Thats sooo stupid.

            9. Rank things that have fans (Your favorite band’s albums) On Sale at Amazon!

            8. Vagueness - (LOST star sex tape leaked?) Its the only poetry left.

            7. Is your baby in trouble? (Yes) But first, fill out this survey

            6. You want better sex parts? (Penis harder, boobs bigger, vagina neater & asshole whiter!) Asshole Whitener - ON SALE at AMAZON!

            5. Free I-pad (anyone remember Free Love?) Not on sale at Amazon. =(

            4. Get a degree! (Don’t.) They’re expensive and a 6 month internship is all you need.

            3. Sarah Palin (What did that dumb animal say now?)  Ignore it and it will go away.

            2. New must have thing (Its expensive and everyone has one - Except you.) Just like happiness or dignity, but its on sale at…

            1. Tits (Givers of life and starter of wars) side-note: Do strippers ever look out over the crowd and hallucinate that all the people there are babies who are hungry? Does it turn them on?

            If so

            Click on the link to see

            Others that should’ve made the list?

            36 notes Filed under:  Amazon, Sale, 0% off!, Top Ten List, lol, drawing by me,.
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