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      ------------------------------------ There was a large painting of Evel Knievel shaking hands with Richard Nixon. It hung in the Mayors office. Late one evening after everyone went home. I took it down to the lab. I zoomed in on Evel’s left eye a 100x and enhanced it. It was an address. I went to the address. It was a modest, 1970’s style, split level ranch home in the suburbs.

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          • April 17, 2010 4:29 pm
            (via janitoroflunacy)  - The annual 20-40% presidents day sale I know whythe naked cheetah clown criesthe circus it seems is out of piesand of the who’sand by the byeswe haven’t the heart to tell herthat whatever isn’t sold, will die.

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             - The annual 20-40% presidents day sale

            I know why
            the naked cheetah clown cries
            the circus it seems is out of pies

            and of the who’s
            and by the byes

            we haven’t the heart to tell her
            that whatever isn’t sold, will die.

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