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------------------------------------ There was a large painting of Evel Knievel shaking hands with Richard Nixon. It hung in the Mayors office. Late one evening after everyone went home. I took it down to the lab. I zoomed in on Evel’s left eye a 100x and enhanced it. It was an address. I went to the address. It was a modest, 1970’s style, split level ranch home in the suburbs.
----------------------------------- Inside I found a dead parrot lying on a waterbed. I revived the parrot with some saltines and adrenaline. We became good friends. The parrots name was Randy. One night a few years later while Randy and me played Gin Rummy, he sang me a song about a fire. The title of this blog was never mentioned but I sensed it, and Randy confirmed it by giving me ‘THE LOOK’.
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I miss Jeff, the haunted robot that used to give me piggy back rides home from the bar. He would bum me cigarettes and listen to me cry about all sorts of silly nonsense. He also had a great screeky laugh. Now that I no longer live in the future, he doesn’t exist yet and so I miss him. Hopefully I will make it back or I will live long enough to see him again. He was, is and will always be… a good friend.
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