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      ------------------------------------ There was a large painting of Evel Knievel shaking hands with Richard Nixon. It hung in the Mayors office. Late one evening after everyone went home. I took it down to the lab. I zoomed in on Evel’s left eye a 100x and enhanced it. It was an address. I went to the address. It was a modest, 1970’s style, split level ranch home in the suburbs.

      ----------------------------------- Inside I found a dead parrot lying on a waterbed. I revived the parrot with some saltines and adrenaline. We became good friends. The parrots name was Randy. One night a few years later while Randy and me played Gin Rummy, he sang me a song about a fire. The title of this blog was never mentioned but I sensed it, and Randy confirmed it by giving me ‘THE LOOK’.

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          • March 25, 2010 8:49 am
            These sad eyed suits they mean well Fuuuck we all mean well The drug dealers & shitty poets The evil weathermen twistin their pubic hair in Chinese box kites Nothing holds nothing holds everything. All is slipping thru the slipthru a shimmy down breakthru. They’re selling love… but we all know its just airplane glue. . art by Mark Weaver

            These sad eyed suits

            they mean well

            Fuuuck we all mean well

            The drug dealers & shitty poets

            The evil weathermen

            twistin their pubic hair in Chinese box kites


            Nothing holds nothing

            holds everything.

            All is slipping thru the slipthru

            a shimmy down breakthru.

            They’re selling love…

            but we all know its just

            airplane glue.

            .

            art by Mark Weaver

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