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          • March 24, 2010 8:43 pm
            How deep into the cocaine bender do you think they were when they came up with this?

            How deep into the cocaine bender do you think they were when they came up with this?

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            3. answered: Isn’t it creepy that these guys thought that shimmying up poles to giant hot dogs was “living it up”?
            4. answered: knee deep
            5. answered: Alright, so the moon is made of cheese, right? So naturally moon loggers would need to harvest campfire hotdogs to pair with the cheese.
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            7. answered: I am not sure it was coke this time.
            8. answered: oh yeah cocaine is a hell of a drug… in this case i would say LSD.
            9. answered: Who knows. I can tell you they had to have been up for more than two weeks.
            10. answered: pie deep.
            11. answered: far enough, obviously.
            12. answered: I’d say damn near an 8-ball because hot dogs aren’t art, they’re delicious.
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            14. answered: I’m guessing 20 minutes after Neil Young got kicked in the balls so hard, his face got forever frozen into the grotesque shape it is now.
            15. answered: this seems more like the work of LSD to me
            16. answered: what a waste of giant hotdogs :(
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