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          • March 24, 2010 11:32 am

            : My buddy from the old Viking Youth Power Hour

            On paper they’re horrible.  It’s true, this years Chicago Cubs lineup, as it now stands two weeks before opening day is a collection of aging second tier stars, injury prone sluggers and should-a-been somethings.  Third highest payroll in the league and this is what you get Cubs fans.  Let’s all just pool together a few hundred bucks and buy Hendry a one-way ticket to the Mexican league, I’m sure he’ll love the tacos.  Don’t believe me. Let’s break it down.

            1. The Pitching Staff: fucking hilarious.

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