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      ------------------------------------ There was a large painting of Evel Knievel shaking hands with Richard Nixon. It hung in the Mayors office. Late one evening after everyone went home. I took it down to the lab. I zoomed in on Evel’s left eye a 100x and enhanced it. It was an address. I went to the address. It was a modest, 1970’s style, split level ranch home in the suburbs.

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          • March 22, 2010 4:52 pm
            rillawafers: The definitive Britney Spears picture No bra. Rock hard nips. Clothes that are too small or tight for her body. Over processed hair. Uggs. A gas station. Tons of sugar Nuff said. My 1st thought is that every 7-11 should have a life sized bronze sculpture of this in front of its stores. I’d go chili dog & super big gulp for the accessories though. But then I thought why stop there? Why not make a giant statue, ala The Statue of Liberty! We could give one to France, replace the Jesus in Rio, and maybe even have a giant Britney statue posed like its attacking Tokyo.

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            The definitive Britney Spears picture

            No bra. Rock hard nips. Clothes that are too small or tight for her body. Over processed hair. Uggs. A gas station. Tons of sugar

            Nuff said.

            My 1st thought is that every 7-11 should have a life sized bronze sculpture of this in front of its stores. I’d go chili dog & super big gulp for the accessories though.

            But then I thought why stop there? Why not make a giant statue, ala The Statue of Liberty! We could give one to France, replace the Jesus in Rio, and maybe even have a giant Britney statue posed like its attacking Tokyo.

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