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      ------------------------------------ There was a large painting of Evel Knievel shaking hands with Richard Nixon. It hung in the Mayors office. Late one evening after everyone went home. I took it down to the lab. I zoomed in on Evel’s left eye a 100x and enhanced it. It was an address. I went to the address. It was a modest, 1970’s style, split level ranch home in the suburbs.

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          • April 15, 2011 12:58 am
            My 7 year old Billy made a wonderful diorama of Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory for a school project. Its so cute, its all made out of candy. “You’re sure to get an A+ tomorrow,” I said, as I put him to bed. Then I went downstairs and got high…Looks like little Billy is gonna learn a new lesson tomorrow. A lesson called Failure. Poor little Billy.

            My 7 year old Billy made a wonderful diorama of Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory for a school project. Its so cute, its all made out of candy.

            “You’re sure to get an A+ tomorrow,”

            I said, as I put him to bed.


            Then I went downstairs and got high…
            Looks like little Billy is gonna learn a new lesson tomorrow.

            A lesson called Failure.

            Poor little Billy.

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