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      ------------------------------------ There was a large painting of Evel Knievel shaking hands with Richard Nixon. It hung in the Mayors office. Late one evening after everyone went home. I took it down to the lab. I zoomed in on Evel’s left eye a 100x and enhanced it. It was an address. I went to the address. It was a modest, 1970’s style, split level ranch home in the suburbs.

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          • April 13, 2011 8:54 pm
            When I post pictures of Natalie Portman’s exquisite cock, I’ve noticed a tendency for people to unfollow my blog. Over the last 24 hour period I’ve lost exactly 34 followers and gained 3. Moving forward I shall amend all posts with a +/- tag so social media researchers can play along at home. The + is for followers gained and the - for followers lost. The game is called “How to lose followers (and delude yourself into thinking you’re still punk rock even though you’re old and no gives a shit about your lewd and inane ramblings)” I’m aware that the subtitle is a bit wordy. But I’ve been informed that I need a long subtitle for keyword search proposes. So if you arrived here by searching the internet for “old punk rock” “Natalie Portman exquisite cock” or “lewd inane shit” …Welcome and warm regards! Jade Bos VP of Lewd Pony Press

            When I post pictures of Natalie Portman’s exquisite cock, I’ve noticed a tendency for people to unfollow my blog. Over the last 24 hour period I’ve lost exactly 34 followers and gained 3. Moving forward I shall amend all posts with a +/- tag so social media researchers can play along at home. The + is for followers gained and the - for followers lost. The game is called “How to lose followers (and delude yourself into thinking you’re still punk rock even though you’re old and no gives a shit about your lewd and inane ramblings)”

            I’m aware that the subtitle is a bit wordy. But I’ve been informed that I need a long subtitle for keyword search proposes. So if you arrived here by searching the internet for “old punk rock” “Natalie Portman exquisite cock” or “lewd inane shit”

            …Welcome and warm regards!

            Jade Bos

            VP of Lewd Pony Press

            59 notes Filed under:  sass-pa-rilla, Natalie Portman, exsquisite cock, old punk rock, living on chinese rocks,.
            1. said: I wish I could follow you more than once. Alas.
            2. said: I would have followed you for Natalie Portman’s cock if I wasn’t already.
            3. said: your post of her cock made my day. just sayin’ :)
            4. reblogged this from hookersorcake and added:
            5. said: Jade! Yeah, so some of us check this shit at work and can’t have cocks coming up on the screen. But I don’t think I can unfollow you, even if I wanted to, regardless of cocks. It’s, like, a sickness?
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