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          • March 15, 2010 1:27 pm
            Meanwhile down at the Chuckie Cheese Archaeologists made a significant discovery today in the southwest desserts of New Eurasia. The discovery is reportedly is the largest of its kind and may hold great insight into 20th century, Amerikan way of life. The site appears to be a large structure that contains the bodies of many children and adult humans. What makes the discovery truly unique is that it also contains several large primitive robots dressed in animal furs. Scientists theorize that the site was either a place of ritualistic sacrifice & worship or perhaps a large burial chamber.

            Meanwhile down at the Chuckie Cheese

            Archaeologists made a significant discovery today in the southwest desserts of New Eurasia. The discovery is reportedly is the largest of its kind and may hold great insight into 20th century, Amerikan way of life.

            The site appears to be a large structure that contains the bodies of many children and adult humans. What makes the discovery truly unique is that it also contains several large primitive robots dressed in animal furs. Scientists theorize that the site was either a place of ritualistic sacrifice & worship or perhaps a large burial chamber.

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