mmmmm its a nice nite isn’t it? Shheit be glad yer alive and got enough luck on this rock to not be running for your life from a skull crushing animal or the paparazzi. Its early… or late - depending on where your at - so live a little. Go buy a twelve pack of Diet Pepsi Max and throw it through the window of some assholes $72,512.83 car. Make some kinda fucking mark! Break into a church and shit on the altar. Or if you wanna really get weird, call up the local newspaper and take out a free ad in your Boss’s name for a free mower that he wants to give away. They’ll be calling that fake fuck day and night for weeks just so they can all experience that 100% free, fresh cut grass feeling.