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          • April 7, 2011 7:54 pm
             natashavc:(hugparty:the-madame-hatter) What the fuck are you? A crazed god who decided being human would be fun? Are you Jesus Christ’s sister in-law? You know the one that ramps dirt bikes over all the children at family picnics, her head on fire, laughing… I don’t know what you are but I know it isn’t human. Your fucking with reality, Nicolas Cage. And while I usually find this kinda madness, awesome and hilarious ect… With you? I know its serious.

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            What the fuck are you? A crazed god who decided being human would be fun? Are you Jesus Christ’s sister in-law? You know the one that ramps dirt bikes over all the children at family picnics, her head on fire, laughing… I don’t know what you are but I know it isn’t human. Your fucking with reality, Nicolas Cage. And while I usually find this kinda madness, awesome and hilarious ect…

            With you?

            I know its serious.

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