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------------------------------------ There was a large painting of Evel Knievel shaking hands with Richard Nixon. It hung in the Mayors office. Late one evening after everyone went home. I took it down to the lab. I zoomed in on Evel’s left eye a 100x and enhanced it. It was an address. I went to the address. It was a modest, 1970’s style, split level ranch home in the suburbs.
----------------------------------- Inside I found a dead parrot lying on a waterbed. I revived the parrot with some saltines and adrenaline. We became good friends. The parrots name was Randy. One night a few years later while Randy and me played Gin Rummy, he sang me a song about a fire. The title of this blog was never mentioned but I sensed it, and Randy confirmed it by giving me ‘THE LOOK’.
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Hey I’s getting married on Saturday!
I’ve been busy renting bouncy houses, hiring accordion players and buying copious amounts of booze. Now that the family and friends are coming to town and I’ve got a future mother-in-law to tame… I prolly won’t be posting much over the next few days.
Pray for my sanity?! or at least for GOOD insanity.
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