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      ------------------------------------ There was a large painting of Evel Knievel shaking hands with Richard Nixon. It hung in the Mayors office. Late one evening after everyone went home. I took it down to the lab. I zoomed in on Evel’s left eye a 100x and enhanced it. It was an address. I went to the address. It was a modest, 1970’s style, split level ranch home in the suburbs.

      ----------------------------------- Inside I found a dead parrot lying on a waterbed. I revived the parrot with some saltines and adrenaline. We became good friends. The parrots name was Randy. One night a few years later while Randy and me played Gin Rummy, he sang me a song about a fire. The title of this blog was never mentioned but I sensed it, and Randy confirmed it by giving me ‘THE LOOK’.

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          • January 12, 2013 12:02 am
            I’ve always felt bad for the monster, when the good guy killed him, like he always does. I’ve always felt for the bad guy so poorly written, like a one trick pony frozen in disbelief, thawing out with a whiskey he never gets to drink. Maybe Godzilla smashes all them people cuz they won’t stop screaming. Perhaps he just wants to have a few pints before he wanders back into the sea, to the wife and family. Maybe ol Jason Vohries just wants to be left alone in the devouring silence and not inundated by boring loud horny teens every weekend. Maybe he finds the forest and lake beautiful and humanity a form of blight. Maybe he’s just pruning the garden. If I was the black hat I wouldn’t even show up to the final gunfight. Let the simpleton good guy rot in that shitty small town. Let him wait for an eternity and ponder the true meaning of evil.

            I’ve always felt bad for the monster, when the good guy killed him, like he always does. I’ve always felt for the bad guy so poorly written, like a one trick pony frozen in disbelief, thawing out with a whiskey he never gets to drink.

            Maybe Godzilla smashes all them people cuz they won’t stop screaming. Perhaps he just wants to have a few pints before he wanders back into the sea, to the wife and family.

            Maybe ol Jason Vohries just wants to be left alone in the devouring silence and not inundated by boring loud horny teens every weekend. Maybe he finds the forest and lake beautiful and humanity a form of blight. Maybe he’s just pruning the garden.

            If I was the black hat I wouldn’t even show up to the final gunfight. Let the simpleton good guy rot in that shitty small town. Let him wait for an eternity and ponder the true meaning of evil.

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            12. said: I’ve always found the bad guy much more interesting and likeable. <3
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