The place where I’m from you can amble down the boulevard with an attractive companion while walking a tame wolf. On warm days it isn’t odd to be greeted by a mechanical white elephant that serves frozen libations of cow’s breast milk. The elephant sings a loud, proud and simple tune and if you’re are truly blessed you may soon find yourself investigating the true nature of a Dilly Bar.
I hope that all humans come to know the leisure of such silly, lovely things.
But what usually happens is a couple of assholes always want all the dilly bars for themselves and they ruin it for everyone.
