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          • February 20, 2010 2:31 am
            mimikasu:ESPN.com - E-Ticket: Haunted By The Horns Dear Diary - I just know that I am superior to everyone. I mentioned this to my Boss and he said that this is a common misconception and that its just part of being human. He then suggested that I look deeply into the nature of my self. So I did. What I discovered was that, who I truly am, was never born and I will never die. That this awareness - MY awareness is in actuality all things and yet no thing at all. So I am special!  See I knew it. I was right. My Boss is such a dipshit sometimes…

            :ESPN.com - E-Ticket: Haunted By The Horns

            Dear Diary - I just know that I am superior to everyone. I mentioned this to my Boss and he said that this is a common misconception and that its just part of being human. He then suggested that I look deeply into the nature of my self. So I did.

            What I discovered was that, who I truly am, was never born and I will never die. That this awareness - MY awareness is in actuality all things and yet no thing at all.

            So I am special!  See I knew it. I was right. My Boss is such a dipshit sometimes…

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