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      ------------------------------------ There was a large painting of Evel Knievel shaking hands with Richard Nixon. It hung in the Mayors office. Late one evening after everyone went home. I took it down to the lab. I zoomed in on Evel’s left eye a 100x and enhanced it. It was an address. I went to the address. It was a modest, 1970’s style, split level ranch home in the suburbs.

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          • January 5, 2013 12:55 pm
            I was on the beach in the surf running to the arms of my lover I was on the beach in the surf running into the jaws of a monster I was on the beach in the surf running into life and love and all of society was fleeing in terror Now society, the monster, my love, and I are tired from all that running We’re having a slice of pizza and there’s talk of icecream… Good Lord, I hope I don’t wake from the dream before the icecream!

            I was on the beach in the surf running to the arms of my lover

            I was on the beach in the surf running into the jaws of a monster

            I was on the beach in the surf running into life and love

            and all of society was fleeing in terror

            Now society, the monster, my love, and I are tired from all that running

            We’re having a slice of pizza and there’s talk of icecream…

            Good Lord, I hope I don’t wake from the dream before the icecream!

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