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          • March 18, 2011 10:17 pm
            I’ve always had reoccurring nightmares about zombies but lately my dreams have taken a turn for the sexy. Hot Zombie 3-way - Zombie Orgy  and the neat thing about zombie sex is it doesn’t matter if they’re a boy or a girl or a canned ham or whatever - zombies by their very nature are full of holes and in the middle of a blood orgy any orifice will do. The bummer is that the sex isn’t very good, not that it doesn’t physically feel good. No the sex feels awesome, its just that… I dunno the zombies don’t really seem that into it ya know?

            I’ve always had reoccurring nightmares about zombies but lately my dreams have taken a turn for the sexy.

            Hot Zombie 3-way - Zombie Orgy 

            and the neat thing about zombie sex is it doesn’t matter if they’re a boy or a girl or a canned ham or whatever - zombies by their very nature are full of holes and in the middle of a blood orgy any orifice will do.

            The bummer is that the sex isn’t very good, not that it doesn’t physically feel good. No the sex feels awesome, its just that… I dunno the zombies don’t really seem that into it ya know?

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            11. answered: The last thing you need right now is a pity party. Maybe they are just not that into you? Get back on that train and find a good zombie!
            12. answered: If you can get ‘em to close their eyes and maybe tape their toes curled, you can pretend they’re moaning for *you*
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