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      ------------------------------------ There was a large painting of Evel Knievel shaking hands with Richard Nixon. It hung in the Mayors office. Late one evening after everyone went home. I took it down to the lab. I zoomed in on Evel’s left eye a 100x and enhanced it. It was an address. I went to the address. It was a modest, 1970’s style, split level ranch home in the suburbs.

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          • February 16, 2010 8:34 pm
            Did you know that Elvis Presley was also an inventor. He invented the remote control for the TV. Sure he just shot the TV when he didn’t feel like getting outta bed to turn it off… but it was the idea! Speaking of shooting TV’s, LOST is on in a few.

            Did you know that Elvis Presley was also an inventor. He invented the remote control for the TV. Sure he just shot the TV when he didn’t feel like getting outta bed to turn it off… but it was the idea!

            Speaking of shooting TV’s, LOST is on in a few.

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