Hookers or Cake

Where the self-obsessed get serious about silly
I'm too wacky to be hip.

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      ------------------------------------ There was a large painting of Evel Knievel shaking hands with Richard Nixon. It hung in the Mayors office. Late one evening after everyone went home. I took it down to the lab. I zoomed in on Evel’s left eye a 100x and enhanced it. It was an address. I went to the address. It was a modest, 1970’s style, split level ranch home in the suburbs.

      ----------------------------------- Inside I found a dead parrot lying on a waterbed. I revived the parrot with some saltines and adrenaline. We became good friends. The parrots name was Randy. One night a few years later while Randy and me played Gin Rummy, he sang me a song about a fire. The title of this blog was never mentioned but I sensed it, and Randy confirmed it by giving me ‘THE LOOK’.

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          • February 16, 2010 1:35 pm
            Hey its that time of the week. RECOMMEND a blog ya likes. Ifen you happen to like mine. I would like to be recommended in “creative writing” You certainly don’t have ta recommend me though… there are plenty of great bloggers out there. Rrrick, Fuzzy Dave, Odayaka, Half Dog… too may to list! (I follow 350+ people) But what category do we recommend these fine folk in. How do you categorize The Janitor of Lunacy ???? especially if Tumblr threatens our blogs existence if we screw it up? What category are you? Any good blogs you recommend?

            Hey its that time of the week. a blog ya likes.

            Ifen you happen to like mine. I would like to be recommended in

            You certainly don’t have ta recommend me though… there are plenty of great bloggers out there. , , , … too may to list! (I follow 350+ people)

            But what category do we recommend these fine folk in. How do you categorize The  ???? especially if Tumblr threatens our blogs existence if we screw it up?

            What category are you?

            Any good blogs you recommend?

            1. reblogged this from hookersorcake and added:
            2. answered: You’d think “personality” but aren’t labels kind of stupid?
            3. answered: I throw you in every Tuesday. I thought they would have made you the Pope by now.
            4. answered: I recommended you last week! But this week I spread it around. I have no idea what to recommend Rrrick for except awesome, which needs to be
            5. answered: Sadly, tumblr does not have a Velveteen Rascal category, for that is what I am. DON’T TRY TO CHANGE ME
            6. answered: I recommend mine
            7. answered: Quirky would be a great category like squozed said. Anyway, you got my vote this week.  ; )
            8. answered: !!!
            9. answered: I feel like janitoroflunacy should be required reading. Is there a “required reading” category?
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