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      ------------------------------------ There was a large painting of Evel Knievel shaking hands with Richard Nixon. It hung in the Mayors office. Late one evening after everyone went home. I took it down to the lab. I zoomed in on Evel’s left eye a 100x and enhanced it. It was an address. I went to the address. It was a modest, 1970’s style, split level ranch home in the suburbs.

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          • December 29, 2012 9:02 pm

            Hookers or Cake the movie?!

            My talented friend, Carlos and I are turning some of my short stories into little films. This is the first one. The Master of Boobs! Hopefully we can make a bunch more and get all kinds of elaborate and strange.    ?

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            2. answered: Last shot is the best shot, heh
            3. answered: I love it. Yes, please do more!
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            5. answered: ahhh…where the boobs?
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            8. answered: I’m crying, this is magnificent. Happy new year, Jade!
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            10. answered: this is the greatest idea i’ve seen since Charles Manson was on the Brady Bunch!!
            11. answered: yes. more. elaborate and strange.
            12. answered: i forgot to note… the pipe. perfect prop. perfect…
            13. answered: try Mastering muffs next time around..
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