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      ------------------------------------ There was a large painting of Evel Knievel shaking hands with Richard Nixon. It hung in the Mayors office. Late one evening after everyone went home. I took it down to the lab. I zoomed in on Evel’s left eye a 100x and enhanced it. It was an address. I went to the address. It was a modest, 1970’s style, split level ranch home in the suburbs.

      ----------------------------------- Inside I found a dead parrot lying on a waterbed. I revived the parrot with some saltines and adrenaline. We became good friends. The parrots name was Randy. One night a few years later while Randy and me played Gin Rummy, he sang me a song about a fire. The title of this blog was never mentioned but I sensed it, and Randy confirmed it by giving me ‘THE LOOK’.

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          • February 12, 2010 11:11 am
            onestonedcrow: rrrick: hookersorcake: When I was a child I dreamed as all children do, of going to Disneyland. I would read books in the library and look at all of the pictures. Kids riding roller coasters, talking to Donald Duck, eating cookies and shaking hands with a robot Abraham Lincoln.  - read the rest here Brilliant! Ahhh! thanks so much for the reblogs & likes. It really means a lot to me! On a funny side note it seems that its Lincolns birthday today! Strangely I happen to write bout people just a day or 2 before their birthday. I did the same thing with Darryl Dawkins …I guess ODB was right “Wez jus all connected-n-shit”

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            When I was a child I dreamed as all children do, of going to Disneyland. I would read books in the library and look at all of the pictures. Kids riding roller coasters, talking to Donald Duck, eating cookies and shaking hands with a robot Abraham Lincoln. 

            Brilliant!

            Ahhh! thanks so much for the reblogs & likes. It really means a lot to me!

            On a funny side note it seems that its Lincolns birthday today! Strangely I happen to write bout people just a day or 2 before their birthday. I did the same thing with …I guess ODB was right “Wez jus all connected-n-shit”

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