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      ------------------------------------ There was a large painting of Evel Knievel shaking hands with Richard Nixon. It hung in the Mayors office. Late one evening after everyone went home. I took it down to the lab. I zoomed in on Evel’s left eye a 100x and enhanced it. It was an address. I went to the address. It was a modest, 1970’s style, split level ranch home in the suburbs.

      ----------------------------------- Inside I found a dead parrot lying on a waterbed. I revived the parrot with some saltines and adrenaline. We became good friends. The parrots name was Randy. One night a few years later while Randy and me played Gin Rummy, he sang me a song about a fire. The title of this blog was never mentioned but I sensed it, and Randy confirmed it by giving me ‘THE LOOK’.

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          • February 10, 2010 9:24 am
            saboma: Get Bosch’s Garden of Earthly Delights figurines here. I had this playset when I was a kid! Remember the commercials? “The enemies within - darkness and sin The child eats the mother - there is no other you are truly alone…” Something like that. It had a really catchy tune.

            : Get Bosch’s Garden of Earthly Delights figurines here.

            I had this playset when I was a kid! Remember the commercials?

            “The enemies within - darkness and sin

            The child eats the mother - there is no other

            you are truly alone…”

            Something like that. It had a really catchy tune.


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