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      ------------------------------------ There was a large painting of Evel Knievel shaking hands with Richard Nixon. It hung in the Mayors office. Late one evening after everyone went home. I took it down to the lab. I zoomed in on Evel’s left eye a 100x and enhanced it. It was an address. I went to the address. It was a modest, 1970’s style, split level ranch home in the suburbs.

      ----------------------------------- Inside I found a dead parrot lying on a waterbed. I revived the parrot with some saltines and adrenaline. We became good friends. The parrots name was Randy. One night a few years later while Randy and me played Gin Rummy, he sang me a song about a fire. The title of this blog was never mentioned but I sensed it, and Randy confirmed it by giving me ‘THE LOOK’.

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          • February 9, 2010 10:43 am
            :  I've been to your blogspot website (love it). But I'm curious about Tumblr - do you get better feedback or interaction here or there?

            Ahh I just set up a blogspot as a place to put all my silly stories and bad poetry. (Gotta update it) I don’t have it set up for comments or followers.

            Tumblr is fun. I follow a bunch of great folks and bunch follow me. It would be cool if we could all interact easier… but it is kinda fun to have to work around it with smoke signals and retro porn.

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