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      ------------------------------------ There was a large painting of Evel Knievel shaking hands with Richard Nixon. It hung in the Mayors office. Late one evening after everyone went home. I took it down to the lab. I zoomed in on Evel’s left eye a 100x and enhanced it. It was an address. I went to the address. It was a modest, 1970’s style, split level ranch home in the suburbs.

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          • December 14, 2012 12:41 am
            Chuẩn đô đốc or đề đốc For a time I was seduced by the notion I could become master of the wild blue ocean, El Capitan or perhaps even Fleet Admiral I didn’t realize, first I’d have to learn how to swim I didn’t realize, first I’d have to learn how to drown And I probably don’t have ta tell ya, but its a long way down. Especially when you think you are climbing a mountain or pissing in the fountain at the Taj Mahal or the Mall of America. The utter hysteria seen through the lens that Jerry Garcia died of delerium tremens But be not afraid, my dear beer drinking friends of the end for it all depends on a point of view that was always is magically stubborn

            Chuẩn đô đốc or đề đốc

            For a time I was seduced by the notion

            I could become master of the wild blue ocean,

            El Capitan or perhaps even Fleet Admiral

            I didn’t realize, first I’d have to learn how to swim

            I didn’t realize, first I’d have to learn how to drown

            And I probably don’t have ta tell ya, but its a long way down.

            Especially when you think you are climbing a mountain

            or pissing in the fountain at the Taj Mahal

            or the Mall of America.

            The utter hysteria seen through the lens

            that Jerry Garcia died of delerium tremens

            But be not afraid, my dear beer drinking friends

            of the end

            for it all depends on a point of view that

            was always is

            magically stubborn

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