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      ------------------------------------ There was a large painting of Evel Knievel shaking hands with Richard Nixon. It hung in the Mayors office. Late one evening after everyone went home. I took it down to the lab. I zoomed in on Evel’s left eye a 100x and enhanced it. It was an address. I went to the address. It was a modest, 1970’s style, split level ranch home in the suburbs.

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          • March 10, 2011 2:47 pm

            Everybody Needs A Hobby of the Day:

            56-year old Miljenko Parserisas Bukovic, a Mexican newspaper vendor, shows off his 82 Julia Roberts tattoos.

            Metro says Mr. Parserisas’ obsession with the pretty woman began after a viewing of her Academy Award-winning performance in Erin Brockovich.

            The interesting thing to me is that all the tattoo’s face out from Mr. Bukovic’s point of view. Its as if he is presenting the most beautiful thing he knows to God and the rest of humanity… hmmm I wonder if he feels that the 82 Julia Roberts tattoo’s protect him?

             I would love to do this but not tell anyone. Then once I died my only request would be that I be buried and viewed naked so that all of my family and friends would show up at the funeral and I’d be nude in a gold casket lined with red velvet and covered head to toe with tattoos of Burt Reynolds. The accountants of Price Waterhouse would then be hired to record who spent the longest time admiring the tattoo’s and they would inherent my entire estate.

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