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      ------------------------------------ There was a large painting of Evel Knievel shaking hands with Richard Nixon. It hung in the Mayors office. Late one evening after everyone went home. I took it down to the lab. I zoomed in on Evel’s left eye a 100x and enhanced it. It was an address. I went to the address. It was a modest, 1970’s style, split level ranch home in the suburbs.

      ----------------------------------- Inside I found a dead parrot lying on a waterbed. I revived the parrot with some saltines and adrenaline. We became good friends. The parrots name was Randy. One night a few years later while Randy and me played Gin Rummy, he sang me a song about a fire. The title of this blog was never mentioned but I sensed it, and Randy confirmed it by giving me ‘THE LOOK’.


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          • November 24, 2012 10:54 am

            My personal tribute to Larry Hagman. Rest in peace my dear angel/devil!

            I dressed up as JR Ewing for Halloween when I was 8 yrs old. I wore a suit, a cowboy hat, threatened everyone that I would destroy them, and drank a lot of scotch… not much has changed.

            JR changed my life, showing me evil could be fun. How did he change yours?

            1. answered: never JR for me, only Anthony Nelson.
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            5. answered: Traditionally the guy with the white hat has been the good guy, JR changed all that. Peace and love, my friend. Bren
            6. answered: By providing the basis for the best Simpsons two parter of all time.
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            10. answered: I Dream Of Jeannie did quite alot for me in my younger days…
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