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      ------------------------------------ There was a large painting of Evel Knievel shaking hands with Richard Nixon. It hung in the Mayors office. Late one evening after everyone went home. I took it down to the lab. I zoomed in on Evel’s left eye a 100x and enhanced it. It was an address. I went to the address. It was a modest, 1970’s style, split level ranch home in the suburbs.

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          • January 31, 2010 9:05 pm
            Wow Leonard Cohen just got a 10 minute standing ovation at the Grammys after he did a duet with Tom Waits… I kid. What really happened was the artist Seal came out, mentioned that Cohen had won the award, they showed a picture of Cohen on the screen, there was a smattering of applause and then Seal introduced Pink. Thankfully they’ll be wheeling out Michael Jackson’s corpse to slobber over later on in some overproduced tribute. I’ll betcha $10,000 they make his kids accept the award and then they have Janet sing one of his songs and the whole fucking thing ends with a star studded teary eyed medley. so in lieu of that schlock fest I give you one of the best things ever written about spiritual enlightenment… by Leonard MOTHER FUCKING Cohen What is a saint? A saint is someone who has achieved a remote human possibility. It is impossible to say what that possibility is. I think it has something to do with the energy of love. Contact with this energy results in the exercise of a kind of balance in the chaos of existence. A saint does not dissolve the chaos; if he did the world would have changed long ago. I do not think that a saint dissolves the chaos even for himself, for there is something arrogant and warlike in the notion of a man setting the universe in order. It is a kind of balance that is his glory. He rides the drifts like an escaped ski. His course is the caress of the hill. His track is a drawing of the snow in a moment of its particular arrangement with wind and rock. Something in him so loves the world that he gives himself to the laws of gravity and chance. Far from flying with the angels, he traces with the fidelity of a seismograph needle the state of the solid bloody landscape. His house is dangerous and finite, but he is at home in the world. He can love the shape of human beings, the fine and twisted shapes of the heart. It is good to have among us such men, such balancing monsters of love.

            Wow Leonard Cohen just got a 10 minute standing ovation at the Grammys after he did a duet with Tom Waits… I kid. What really happened was the artist Seal came out, mentioned that Cohen had won the award, they showed a picture of Cohen on the screen, there was a smattering of applause and then Seal introduced Pink.

            Thankfully they’ll be wheeling out Michael Jackson’s corpse to slobber over later on in some overproduced tribute. I’ll betcha $10,000 they make his kids accept the award and then they have Janet sing one of his songs and the whole fucking thing ends with a star studded teary eyed medley.

            so in lieu of that schlock fest I give you one of the best things ever written about spiritual enlightenment… by Leonard MOTHER FUCKING Cohen


            What is a saint?

            A saint is someone who has achieved a remote human possibility. It is impossible to say what that possibility is. I think it has something to do with the energy of love.

            Contact with this energy results in the exercise of a kind of balance in the chaos of existence.

            A saint does not dissolve the chaos; if he did the world would have changed long ago. I do not think that a saint dissolves the chaos even for himself, for there is something arrogant and warlike in the notion of a man setting the universe in order.

            It is a kind of balance that is his glory. He rides the drifts like an escaped ski. His course is the caress of the hill. His track is a drawing of the snow in a moment of its particular arrangement with wind and rock. Something in him so loves the world that he gives himself to the laws of gravity and chance. Far from flying with the angels, he traces with the fidelity of a seismograph needle the state of the solid bloody landscape. His house is dangerous and finite, but he is at home in the world. He can love the shape of human beings, the fine and twisted shapes of the heart. It is good to have among us such men, such balancing monsters of love.

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