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      ------------------------------------ There was a large painting of Evel Knievel shaking hands with Richard Nixon. It hung in the Mayors office. Late one evening after everyone went home. I took it down to the lab. I zoomed in on Evel’s left eye a 100x and enhanced it. It was an address. I went to the address. It was a modest, 1970’s style, split level ranch home in the suburbs.

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          • January 30, 2010 11:40 pm
            abbkrii: notacomplexperson: Bodhidharma You never told anyone how your heart came undone or about all the fun that we had with your corporate credit card in Kansas City But all that won’t happen for another few hundred years, so I wouldn’t sweat it. You remember what you said to that stripper though? Meditation is easy. It is the same as life, only a bit more obvious. It starts out boredom boredom…  annoyance - more boredom - more annoyance ect. when you give up, you can be blindsided by bliss bliss bliss and then if you are honest  - there is fear - hell, some just start with the fear! you strive to sort out the bliss from fear - this is a fools errand - but keep at it and you may become a holy fool - an aspect of your mind might dissolve - you literaly loose you fucking mind! =) the rhythm of life, much like in medation turns into a kind of a song - a mantra if you will. The song is not to be sorted, but sung. the song falls into the heart and it all falls apart - there is grace - you laugh and realize that you are a complete and perfect idiot.

            : : Bodhidharma

            You never told anyone

            how your heart came undone

            or about all the fun

            that we had

            with your corporate credit card in Kansas City

            But all that won’t happen for another few hundred years, so I wouldn’t sweat it.

            You remember what you said to that stripper though? Meditation is easy. It is the same as life, only a bit more obvious.

            It starts out

            boredom boredom…  annoyance - more boredom - more annoyance ect.

            when you give up, you can be blindsided by bliss bliss bliss

            and then if you are honest  - there is fear - hell, some just start with the fear!

            you strive to sort out the bliss from fear - this is a fools errand - but keep at it and you may become a holy fool - an aspect of your mind might dissolve - you literaly loose you fucking mind! =) the rhythm of life, much like in medation turns into a kind of a song - a mantra if you will.

            The song is not to be sorted, but sung.

            the song falls into the heart and it all falls apart - there is grace - you laugh and realize that you are a complete and perfect idiot.

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