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      ------------------------------------ There was a large painting of Evel Knievel shaking hands with Richard Nixon. It hung in the Mayors office. Late one evening after everyone went home. I took it down to the lab. I zoomed in on Evel’s left eye a 100x and enhanced it. It was an address. I went to the address. It was a modest, 1970’s style, split level ranch home in the suburbs.

      ----------------------------------- Inside I found a dead parrot lying on a waterbed. I revived the parrot with some saltines and adrenaline. We became good friends. The parrots name was Randy. One night a few years later while Randy and me played Gin Rummy, he sang me a song about a fire. The title of this blog was never mentioned but I sensed it, and Randy confirmed it by giving me ‘THE LOOK’.

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          • January 29, 2010 9:43 am
            :  Sounds like I need to figure out what the directory thingy is. I didn't know anything but narcissism and smart-assery existed around here. For all I know, there is a Tumblr chess club and I'm missing out on it.

            Hey buddy - yeah I got on the “creative writing” directory and I didn’t instantly turn into money… DAMMIT! NOw wHat?

            Tumblr is a great existentialist play called “No One Gives a Fuck”

            There is no audience, only 6 million directors, producers and a couple thousand old cat pictures. 98% of the action takes place offstage. Every now and again Juliet will show up for the balcony scene and show us some pictures on her I-phone. I can’t really see them to well, but from what I can make out, a awesome time was had by all.

            PS the super secret chess club sucks

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