Hookers or Cake

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I'm too wacky to be hip.


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    • ------------------------------------- How this blog got its name

      ------------------------------------ There was a large painting of Evel Knievel shaking hands with Richard Nixon. It hung in the Mayors office. Late one evening after everyone went home. I took it down to the lab. I zoomed in on Evel’s left eye a 100x and enhanced it. It was an address. I went to the address. It was a modest, 1970’s style, split level ranch home in the suburbs.

      ----------------------------------- Inside I found a dead parrot lying on a waterbed. I revived the parrot with some saltines and adrenaline. We became good friends. The parrots name was Randy. One night a few years later while Randy and me played Gin Rummy, he sang me a song about a fire. The title of this blog was never mentioned but I sensed it, and Randy confirmed it by giving me ‘THE LOOK’.


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          • January 28, 2010 12:15 am
            :  Hahahaha, so I'm formspring-tarded. I noticed a couple of asks from you and when I finally noticed, and tried to respond, my formspring wasn't set up correctly and my responses disappeared. What a shame because they were peachy responses.

            I think I fixed it and will hopefully get email (or I'll check more often). Sorry I couldn't reply again because they're gone. Rrrick

            hookersorcake - yeah I dunno how half of this shit works either - if it weren’t for porn I’d still be in the swamp out back, yelling at rocks…

            oh hey I recommended you for the directory thingy - I think I recommended  you in the category of ‘entertainment’?

            I’m trying to get recommended in the ‘creative writing’ category… just an FYI… no pressure… oh hey did you just drop $5! cuz theres a 5 dollar bill by your foot.

            Edit - so if someone messages you and you answer it…. it gets published on yer blog?! - can you just straight up message someone, I mean without standing up and reading your note in front of the entire class?

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