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------------------------------------ There was a large painting of Evel Knievel shaking hands with Richard Nixon. It hung in the Mayors office. Late one evening after everyone went home. I took it down to the lab. I zoomed in on Evel’s left eye a 100x and enhanced it. It was an address. I went to the address. It was a modest, 1970’s style, split level ranch home in the suburbs.
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so true little Tommy.
I hate it when people wear T-shirts that have a lot of writing on them. You read the first line or two and then your hooked. But then you can’t read the rest cuz its covered by the bus seat and then you have to follow them around the rest of the day… I’ve lost 3 jobs because of this.
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