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          • November 13, 2012 1:22 pm
            chrismohney:mylestanzer:thephilter:click to animate This is my new favorite gif. Follow this hot dog you will love it on your face money shot, sans mustard

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            This is my new favorite gif.

            Follow this hot dog you will love it on your face

            money shot, sans mustard

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