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          • January 27, 2010 9:36 am
            sparklevomit:deathfetish:dulllife:(via basicanatomy) The Universe According to Magical Cats In the beginning the was just one cat. And he had a hat and gloves that sparkled. His name was Meow Meow. And he was curious. So he wandered about. He wandered near and far - hi and lo - til lo an behold - he fell from the sky Or so it is told. He saw another cat! Named Sugar Delicious. Did I mention that this story is quite old? The oldest of old if I believe what I’m told. Sugar Delicious and Meow Meow the story of where love got started and began to grow. to be continued…

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            The Universe According to Magical Cats

            In the beginning the was just one cat. And he had a hat and gloves that sparkled.

            His name was Meow Meow. And he was curious. So he wandered about.

            He wandered near and far - hi and lo - til lo an behold - he fell from the sky

            Or so it is told. He saw another cat! Named Sugar Delicious. Did I mention that this story is quite old? The oldest of old if I believe what I’m told. Sugar Delicious and Meow Meow the story of where love got started and began to grow.

            to be continued…

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