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      ------------------------------------ There was a large painting of Evel Knievel shaking hands with Richard Nixon. It hung in the Mayors office. Late one evening after everyone went home. I took it down to the lab. I zoomed in on Evel’s left eye a 100x and enhanced it. It was an address. I went to the address. It was a modest, 1970’s style, split level ranch home in the suburbs.

      ----------------------------------- Inside I found a dead parrot lying on a waterbed. I revived the parrot with some saltines and adrenaline. We became good friends. The parrots name was Randy. One night a few years later while Randy and me played Gin Rummy, he sang me a song about a fire. The title of this blog was never mentioned but I sensed it, and Randy confirmed it by giving me ‘THE LOOK’.

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          • January 25, 2010 11:51 pm
            betweenthebars365: flickflickflicker: constellation:darrylmaria:timeandsound:likeneelyohara:satanlovesyou:violetlight:anniele:(via laurenmarek) Oh. My. God. Click on the picture. At first I said, “Who has time to compile all of these together?!” But then as I spent the following 30 minutes with my jaw dropped, composing sweet, sweet symphonies - I took back my previous statement and replaced it with, “Why don’t more people take the time to make things like this?!”

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            Oh. My. God. Click on the picture. At first I said, “Who has time to compile all of these together?!” But then as I spent the following 30 minutes with my jaw dropped, composing sweet, sweet symphonies - I took back my previous statement and replaced it with, “Why don’t more people take the time to make things like this?!”

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