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          • November 3, 2012 1:32 am
            Reductive seductionThe universe took off its g-string and God lost his mindI do not wish to seduce you with lurid tales of infinite regressionbut like a pack of candy assed wolveswho sing of nothing but their love for transgressionGod lost his mind and got an erectionhe fucked a black hole and time stoppedAnd this is how we find him when we all die and go to heavenBalls deep in the ultimate mysteryA dumb animal with its thingy in gaping maw of truthreflecting the strange and beautiful truths we all come to know ourselves to be


            Reductive seduction

            The universe took off its g-string and God lost his mind

            I do not wish to seduce you with lurid tales of infinite regression

            but like a pack of candy assed wolves

            who sing of nothing but their love for transgression

            God lost his mind and got an erection

            he fucked a black hole and time stopped

            And this is how we find him when we all die and go to heaven

            Balls deep in the ultimate mystery

            A dumb animal with its thingy in gaping maw of truth

            reflecting the strange and beautiful truths we all come to know ourselves to be

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