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          • February 21, 2011 9:36 pm
            My wife wakes me up in the middle of the night and asks for things. “The ‘orrible ocean slake…” = I bring her a 1/2 glass of water “A hush of silence, the color orange.” = I bring her an Orange Crush “Large pills that brighten my green.” = Easter eggs (plastic ones with miniature Snickers inside) “Carpet Capt. corn chip breath” = Our puppy Lulu “…discontent plastic” = the hand mixer “Sound Eyes” = Heroin


            My wife wakes me up in the middle of the night and asks for things.

            • “The ‘orrible ocean slake…” = I bring her a 1/2 glass of water
            • “A hush of silence, the color orange.” = I bring her an Orange Crush
            • “Large pills that brighten my green.” = Easter eggs (plastic ones with miniature Snickers inside)
            • “Carpet Capt. corn chip breath” = Our puppy Lulu
            • “…discontent plastic” = the hand mixer
            • “Sound Eyes” = Heroin

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            3. said: The Orange approves of the Orange Crush.
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              Dude, you crack me up.
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