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      ------------------------------------ There was a large painting of Evel Knievel shaking hands with Richard Nixon. It hung in the Mayors office. Late one evening after everyone went home. I took it down to the lab. I zoomed in on Evel’s left eye a 100x and enhanced it. It was an address. I went to the address. It was a modest, 1970’s style, split level ranch home in the suburbs.

      ----------------------------------- Inside I found a dead parrot lying on a waterbed. I revived the parrot with some saltines and adrenaline. We became good friends. The parrots name was Randy. One night a few years later while Randy and me played Gin Rummy, he sang me a song about a fire. The title of this blog was never mentioned but I sensed it, and Randy confirmed it by giving me ‘THE LOOK’.


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          • October 22, 2012 12:45 am
            What should I write about?

            What should I write about?

            1. answered: Pangolins.
            2. answered: The insides of things
            3. answered: Dicks + Guns = Penis Weapons. Go, Fight the war on women, now.
            4. answered: A semi crashed into a local diner here; I’m tired of imagining what the guy who was killed was eating and thinking. You make it up for me.
            5. answered: Write about having one with the space bags of wine.
            6. girlvswhale answered: All I can think about are fortune cookies. I am mesmerized.
            7. said: Skinny feels rather. Nothing tasteless goddess skinny feels.
            8. answered: cookies, flaccid penises and fishing
            9. answered: Abortion
            10. answered: mysterious coins
            11. answered: Amish Corporations and/or Dick Cheney.
            12. answered: Tobacco smoke enemas
            13. said: What typo was in that hot chicks fortune cookie.
            14. k1k1chan answered: jesuit porn
            15. answered: The Cold War. That feeling you get when you haven’t spoken to another human being in 24 hours. Layover sex. Zeus and Io. Beignets. Despair.
            16. answered: The death of culture at the hands of frozen microwaveable burritos.
            17. answered: The origin of the term “finger blast”
            18. answered: an alcoholic mother that wins the lottery and gives the money away to charity
            19. ordinarywonder answered: I don’t know… too busy laughing at picture… can’t breathe.
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