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      ------------------------------------ There was a large painting of Evel Knievel shaking hands with Richard Nixon. It hung in the Mayors office. Late one evening after everyone went home. I took it down to the lab. I zoomed in on Evel’s left eye a 100x and enhanced it. It was an address. I went to the address. It was a modest, 1970’s style, split level ranch home in the suburbs.

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          • February 19, 2011 1:20 am
            After the Army I went and lived in the city. I enjoyed the machinations, the trains and brick buildings - it coulda been 1920 or science fiction. I’d sit in the diners and drink too much coffee, fiddle with some old Beckett book and maybe a drawing. I never read more than a sentence or two as it was more than enough. The endless murmur, a quiet hymn that rustled around in my head. Beckett courted death - not like some romantic hero, but like a man who stared at a wall for a number of years until he understood. Understood very plainlyThe basic functionalityof How It Is.Beckett wasn’t afraid of death becausehe had a secret.I wasn’t afraid of death because I wasan old women slurping soup.Chicago wasn’t afraid of death because it had alreadyburned down to the ground.The three of us sat around chuckling about itwhile the sparrows got drunk in the rain.

            After the Army I went and lived in the city. I enjoyed the machinations, the trains and brick buildings - it coulda been 1920 or science fiction. I’d sit in the diners and drink too much coffee, fiddle with some old Beckett book and maybe a drawing. I never read more than a sentence or two as it was more than enough. The endless murmur, a quiet hymn that rustled around in my head. Beckett courted death - not like some romantic hero, but like a man who stared at a wall for a number of years until he understood.

            Understood very plainly
            The basic functionality
            of How It Is.

            Beckett wasn’t afraid of death because
            he had a secret.

            I wasn’t afraid of death because I was
            an old women slurping soup.

            Chicago wasn’t afraid of death because it had already
            burned down to the ground.

            The three of us sat around chuckling about it
            while the sparrows got drunk in the rain.

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