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      ------------------------------------ There was a large painting of Evel Knievel shaking hands with Richard Nixon. It hung in the Mayors office. Late one evening after everyone went home. I took it down to the lab. I zoomed in on Evel’s left eye a 100x and enhanced it. It was an address. I went to the address. It was a modest, 1970’s style, split level ranch home in the suburbs.

      ----------------------------------- Inside I found a dead parrot lying on a waterbed. I revived the parrot with some saltines and adrenaline. We became good friends. The parrots name was Randy. One night a few years later while Randy and me played Gin Rummy, he sang me a song about a fire. The title of this blog was never mentioned but I sensed it, and Randy confirmed it by giving me ‘THE LOOK’.

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          • October 4, 2012 2:10 am

            Hey, whattya want me to write about?

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            1. answered: More duality. Boxers vs. Briefs, Cat vs. Curious, Touch vs. Go, Early vs Late, love vs hate, destiny vs fate. That sort of thing.
            2. answered: critics being critics
            3. answered: Young cute girls who work in Manhattan magazine offices and find romance. Or death.
            4. answered: Paugh theory! (paughflap.blogspot.com) or maybe the last book of Aristotle’s Poetics.
            5. answered: implications of telepathy
            6. answered: Write about a bird.
            7. answered: the decor in the hallway to the place it all comes from.
            8. answered: Butts! <3
            9. answered: why we’d have a superfluous rib that doesn’t allow us to fellate ourselves
            10. answered: Write about Justin Bieber
            11. answered: aliens
            12. answered: leprechauns
            13. thedailydoodles answered: Disappearing into the Amazon to fake your death!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111oneoneone
            14. answered: bears
            15. said: contrasting cats
            16. answered: cats
            17. answered: contrast
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