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      ------------------------------------ There was a large painting of Evel Knievel shaking hands with Richard Nixon. It hung in the Mayors office. Late one evening after everyone went home. I took it down to the lab. I zoomed in on Evel’s left eye a 100x and enhanced it. It was an address. I went to the address. It was a modest, 1970’s style, split level ranch home in the suburbs.

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          • February 10, 2011 9:30 pm
            “I like philosophy because its like a dumb board game. You get to pretend and you can make up the rules as you go. All you have to do is sell your rules as smart. The problem with most of philosophy is its wastes so much dumb time on trying to make sense and win arguments when really there is no philosophy at all. Reality is just like make believe. Philosophy is like church for smart people. It makes them feel better. Its like counting sheep. A mild form of OCD But like my uncle Randy was a mechanic cause he liked it, there are philosophers and church people that are like, really awesome cuz they really do it cuz they like it. But then again I had a friend that sucked a lot of cock and she hated it but she was really really awesome at it - so there goes that argument. Maybe people just do what they do and how they feel about life or themselves doesn’t matter. Maybe everything just happens and how we dance to it depends on what kinda music we like.”  - Katy Perry - from some article I read in US Weekly at the dentist today.

            “I like philosophy because its like a dumb board game. You get to pretend and you can make up the rules as you go. All you have to do is sell your rules as smart. The problem with most of philosophy is its wastes so much dumb time on trying to make sense and win arguments when really there is no philosophy at all. Reality is just like make believe. Philosophy is like church for smart people. It makes them feel better. Its like counting sheep. A mild form of OCD
             But like my uncle Randy was a mechanic cause he liked it, there are philosophers and church people that are like, really awesome cuz they really do it cuz they like it. But then again I had a friend that sucked a lot of cock and she hated it but she was really really awesome at it - so there goes that argument.

            Maybe people just do what they do and how they feel about life or themselves doesn’t matter. Maybe everything just happens and how we dance to it depends on what kinda music we like.”

             - Katy Perry - from some article I read in US Weekly at the dentist today.

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