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      ------------------------------------ There was a large painting of Evel Knievel shaking hands with Richard Nixon. It hung in the Mayors office. Late one evening after everyone went home. I took it down to the lab. I zoomed in on Evel’s left eye a 100x and enhanced it. It was an address. I went to the address. It was a modest, 1970’s style, split level ranch home in the suburbs.

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          • February 8, 2011 7:43 pm
            Hey guys. So my Aunt got me a Zombie Dildo for my birthday but she didn’t know that I already have one. I can’t take it back. So I decided to give it away to one of my followers on here, it doesn’t matter what country you live in. You just have to re-blog this or suggest me for the directory. I’ll pick a random winner on valentines day. EDIT: Hey cats and jammers this here is satire/parady of the spam we have all received regarding someones aunt giving them a macbook air that is nonreturnable? unsellable? - Well I thought it was obvious and free advertising for fine folks at Necronomicox but I was wrong. So go HERE to buy zombie dildos! and other crazy stuff. I aint giving a zombie dildo away. I only give away books and hopefully a few laughs.

            Hey guys. So my Aunt got me a Zombie Dildo for my birthday but she didn’t know that I already have one. I can’t take it back. So I decided to give it away to one of my followers on here, it doesn’t matter what country you live in. You just have to re-blog this or suggest me for the directory. I’ll pick a random winner on valentines day.

            EDIT: Hey cats and jammers this here is satire/parady of the spam we have all received regarding someones aunt giving them a macbook air that is nonreturnable? unsellable? - Well I thought it was obvious and free advertising for fine folks at Necronomicox but I was wrong. So go HERE to buy zombie dildos! and other crazy stuff. I aint giving a zombie dildo away. I only give away books and hopefully a few laughs.

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