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YEEEEEEEEEESSSSS, IT’S HERE! Hookers or Cake, I love you!
Ahhh thank you my dear. I’m inspired to ramp up my personal smear campaign against myself.
You know the old saying there is no such thing as bad press? I think there is bad press and it comes in the form of good press. On Amazon for instance you can see several thousand well meaning authors that have nice glowing reviews. These nice reviews are often just the authors family and friends putting in a nice word or 500 for their friend. Its nice and sweet. Sometimes the authors write reviews for their own work under a pseudonym and yeah that’s a little sad and desperate, but hey who hasn’t gotten a little sad and desperate and written a terrible book, script or awful themed cookbook that no one really wants to read?
Well desperate times call for desperate pleasures and I for one feel that if you are going to do something you may as well create something different and interesting. Just do it a little different - HAVE FUN WITH REALITY for fucksakes. The jokes on me! So with this in mind I would like y’all to Have fun with it and the only request I make is that the review rating be for only 1 star… other than that do what you will.
And if you have not read my book, that’s alright. Write me a wonderful bad review and I’ll send you a free copy. Besides if my car mechanic is right and the world is a hologram in the heart of a monster, then time is a phantom and the universe is turning itself inside out. You writing a bad review for me on amazon will be proof of this and those who are in the back of the buffet line will become the buffet its very self. The monsters dream is to eat its own heart. It is a communion in which we are freed from the illusion of separation and therefore the drinks are free.
I love you all.
Jade Bos
Muffler salesman & Author of the forthcoming book “How to Fuck God (out money and milk)”
