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------------------------------------ There was a large painting of Evel Knievel shaking hands with Richard Nixon. It hung in the Mayors office. Late one evening after everyone went home. I took it down to the lab. I zoomed in on Evel’s left eye a 100x and enhanced it. It was an address. I went to the address. It was a modest, 1970’s style, split level ranch home in the suburbs.

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January 29, 2011 10:54 am

“GOD IS REAL, but He’s a Drunk Goofy Alien Wearing Nothing but Cut-Off Jean Shorts”

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God likes the Earth planet He made just fine… but if He had to do it over He’d make it less watery, maybe add a few more elbows on the humans, and try to get dinosaurs to last a lil’ longer so the smaller dinosaurs could be some sweet pets for the humans.

All things considered though, God is happy with how things turned out. Sometimes, He has alarmingly low standards.

Originally Posted: 11/13/2010

I found a wonderful new tumblr full of odd stories and sweet drawings. .

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