Today I saw a man sitting outside of a Starbucks (I live in Florida and the weather is quite nice) He was just sitting there all by himself at a table, drinking a cup of coffee.
It struck me as something seemed amiss. I looked closer. A 45-50 yr old white male, polo shirt & jeans, just sitting at a table drinking coffee. He didn’t look like he was doing anything other than the aforementioned drinking of the coffee. So I watched him closer. His lips weren’t moving and he didn’t have an ear piece in. I didn’t see a phone. I waited. He didn’t seem to be fixated on anything inparticular. There was a half empty parking lot in front of him and then the road. Beyond that a wall. It was obvious that he didn’t have a laptop. He wasn’t texting. He wasn’t reading a book. He wasn’t whittling a stick. He wasn’t listening to his I-pod. He wasn’t even smoking a cigarette. WHAT THE FUCK WAS HE DOING?!!! I watched for a good 10 minutes and the man did absolutely nothing but drink his coffee. Then he finally got up went over to a trash can. He put his cup in it and walked to his car. He got in the car started it up and drove off. WTF?! Oh now its on, Douchebag!
